The Film: Akhiyon Se Goli Maare
Starring: Govinda & Raveena Tandon
Producer: Eastern Films
Director: Harmesh Malhotra
Music: Anand-Miland
Lyrics: Sameer
Score: 1/5

The movie took a long time to make and the final product shows the trash that has been made. Absolutely no efforts are put to make a good product. You have an old fashioned story, with the most clichéd jokes and actors who have not changed a bit in the past two decades with their acting.

Kiran (Raveena Tondon) is an educated and modern girl who is in love with Raj (Govinda) a business magnate’s son. They like each other and are keen to get married. Kiran’s father Bhangari (Kadar Khan) is a small time crook and has a big shop in Chor Bazaar buying and selling stolen goods.

He is very well known Gangster of Chor Bazaar. Like any good father he wants his daughter to get married to a bigger gangster than him. Raj and Kiran are surprised on Bhangari’s choice, when he selects Shakti (Shakti Kapoor) a known Goonda who has a number of cases against him and most of the time remains in jail. Inspite of Kiran’s objection Bhangari almost decides to accept Shakti as his son-in-law.

Raj and Kiran are very much disturbed. Suddenly an idea strikes Kiran. She suggests Raj to pose as the Biggest Goonda in town and convince her father to get her married to him. Just to get his love Raj against his nature acts as a big goonda and surprisingly in a hilarious scene succeeds in convincing Bhangari who accepts Raj as his would be son-in-law, Shake on the other hand becomes furious when he comes to know about this and he kidnaps Kirin with the help of Bhangari’s rivals in the Crime World who also want to eliminate Bhangari. In the meantime Bhangari comes to know that Raj is actually from a respectable family and not a Goonda as he presented himself. This annoys Bhangari.

Both Govinda and Raveena have just made dance appearances in the 1st half, the actual hero of this film is Kader Khan who does his usual thing. The Direction is hopeless while the choreography of Ganesh Acharya is the worst of his career. The music is like a slap on your face every time it comes.

The foreign locations shown in the film does not go well with the movie so it is wasted. Shakti Kapoor acts like he does in his C grade film, actually the movie is very much like a C grade film and targeted at that kind of crowd.

Johny Lever, is fun and so are few dialogues of Kader Khan. Loved the way Govinda who poses as a bhai made those funny noises each time he spoke!

Don’t take this movie to seriously as it is absolutely stupid, just enjoy the comedy when you watch it on TV.

You can avoid this film and watch it on TV when you cable operator shows it - you can do channels surfing while watching AKSM as this movie can be best viewed like that!